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KCUF#31
“I have not, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services of the United States of America, ever violated an order. Not one.”
Oliver North
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“Das war ein Vorspiel nur, dort wo man Buecher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen”
Heinrich Heine
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“The idea that all ideas are partly true, partly false, and partly meaningless is partly true, partly false and partly meaningless.”
Hagbard Celine
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“We don’t stop laughing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop laughing”
Michael Pritchard
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
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“Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self esteem.”
Kurt Cobain
No commentsKcuf#018
“Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.”
Albert Einstein
No commentsKcuf#017
“Cole has been thrust from another world into ours and he’s confronted by the confusion we live in, which most people somehow accept as normal. So he appears abnormal, and what’s happening around him seems random and weird.
Is he mad or are we?”
Terry Gilliam
No commentsKcuf#015_II
“Every ideology is a mental murder, a reduction of dynamic living processes to static classifications.”
Hagbard Celine
No commentsKcuf#014
“I’m the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?”
Denis Leary
Kcuf#013
“Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.”
Denis Leary
Kcuf#012
“Wo kaemen wir denn da hin im Kapitalismus wenn jeder die Ideen des anderen in Ruhe liesse.”
“Aber in Wirklichkeit ist das was du als ich kennst gar nicht ich sondern etwas anderes und du kannst niemals, niemals wissen, ob ich die Wahrheit sage. Call me MASTER OF PUPPETS!”
Daysleeper (2009-01-09)
No commentsKcuf#008
“IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
The earth is flat!
9/11 is a lie!
Coke and pepsi are the same thing!”
Dr. Strange
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